im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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