Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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