He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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