Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
