is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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