like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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