On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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