You really coming over, don't trick.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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