She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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