White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
She needs sedatives and a leash
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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