How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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