Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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