Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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