Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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