covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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