singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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