I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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