She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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