i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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