What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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