Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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