She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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