Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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