hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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