i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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