glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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