The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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