you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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