Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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