do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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