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(307): View more from Wyoming

It was like doing yoga with his dick in me

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.

(978): View more from Massachusetts

u sound so gay right now

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(817): View more from Texas

I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Playing nyquil pong with a cat again

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians

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(619): View more from California

This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.

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(310): View more from California

At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic

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