He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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