Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
handjob tips. give me some.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
