we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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