: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We were destined to go to rehab together
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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