Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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