I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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