can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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