It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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