talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I love having hate sex.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
