S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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