Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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