i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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