Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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