I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
