Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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