I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
