Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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