Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Randomize
