READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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