The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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