Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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