i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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