She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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